Sex and the city addict.
Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist.
Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.
Stanford: I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise.
Samantha: One time I fucked a guy because he had a swimming pool. I came over and he used to bring me Kool-Aid.
Carrie: Kool-Aid?
Samantha: Yeah, I was thirteen! And honey, you should have seen my tan!
Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
Charlotte: Schooner and Rebecca need each other. Schooner and Rebecca need each other.
Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.
Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.
Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.
Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Samantha: Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.
Samantha: Well, I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. It's exhausting.
Samantha: What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
Carrie: So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty?
Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.
Miranda: Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs.
Miranda: I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means? All right. The cheese stands alone.
Miranda: Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Miranda: I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?
Charlotte: I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
Charlotte: Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner.
Charlotte: My vagina's depressed.
Charlotte: Can you have an affair with your own husband?
Charlotte: Look. She's got big boobs. So does she. It's the big boobs bonanza issue.
Charlotte: We finally have the penis working. I don't want to scare it.
Charlotte: If you had a patient who had a very, very slim chance of living, would that be good news? Would you tell the family, "Buck up, he's got a shot in hell?"
Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
Carrie: And possibly a boner as well.
Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '
Miranda: My therapist says that's a very common fear.
Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.
Samantha: You get married and hope for the best. If it doesn't work out you'll get divorced. You can take tap with Bojangles over here.
Carrie: No I can't take a vow of for ever and ever if what I mean is for the forseeable future. I couldn't do that to Aiden.
Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.
Anthony Marantino: I am sleeping and walking! Sleeping and walking! How am I doing that?
Carrie: It's the end of an era.
Miranda: When did you stop calling her the idiot stick figure with no soul?
Carrie: Three weeks ago when I saw them at Cafe M. He was smiling and holding her hand and I finally got it. They're happy slash we're over.
Miranda: I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now- why did you ever say yes?
Carrie: The man you love kneels down in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes that's what you do.
Samantha: My name's Samantha and I'm a loveaholic.
Carrie: My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.
Miranda: I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem.
Miranda: I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant.
Carrie: Miranda!
Miranda: It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, "Have you given birth recently?", I would have said, "Well, first of all, define recently."
Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
Samantha: [on the possibility that Carrie's boyfriend will propose to her] If you become one of those married assholes, I'll kill you.
Carrie: [to Mr. Big] I'll see you Sunday night. Don't disappoint us. And by us, I mean you and me.
Carrie: I'm drunk. I'm drunk at *Vogue*!
Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
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